Ain't No Party Like A....WHAT?

When Charlie and I retire for the night, we usually watch a little tv before falling asleep. Last night, I was reading while he was watching the news. Of course, it was all about the race of the Republican candidates.

Charlie: They keep saying GOP. What EXACTLY does "GOP" stand for?

Pua: Grand Old Party.

Charlie: (laughing) You have GOT to be kidding me. You ARE joking, right?

Pua: I kid you not. In fact, I'm surprised you didn't know that.

Charlie: (shifting uncomfortably and fluffing up his pillows) Yeah? Well, I know IMPORTANT things.

Pua: (putting down my book and smiling) Oh really? Like what?

At this point, he picks up the remote, points it at the television, and while making eye-contact with me he says...

Charlie: Like what channel Conan is on.