Cupcake Math

I made red velvet cupcakes on Tuesday. One, to celebrate the inauguration and two, to celebrate the 29th anniversary of the day Charlie and I met (Happy Anniversary Chooch!). I made TWO dozen. There are FOUR of us living in this house, and THREE of us each had ONE cupcake. As of this morning, there are TWO cupcakes left. ONE of us has a non-stop, high-rev, metabolic system and TWO hollow legs. Guess who? Needless to say, his sister is unamused.