Hell Hath No Fury

Update I: The Grommet gets a call from "the accusor" in the incident at school. She apologizes and says she didn't mean to hurt him. I'm surprised he even let her talk and didn't hang up as soon as he heard her voice. Seems she was upset because he was taking another girl to the Homecoming dance next weekend. Newsflash Girlie; You don't get a guy to like you by getting him called to the principal's office on a bogus charge.

In the ever-popular words of Napoleon Dynamite; "Idiot!....God!"

Update II: I asked the Grommet today if he was too embarrassed to tell me about the "real" situation and just substituted urine for the other fluid when he told me the story. He said, and I quote, "WHAT???...They're saying it was really WHAT???" He said he had NO idea that that's what it was that he was being accused of and that he's even more grossed out now and doesn't want to have anything whatsoever to do with the girl. AND that even if he understood from the beginning what the story really was, he would have told me anyway and he wouldn't have been embarrassed. Well, maybe a little. Awwwwwww...what a good guy. Makes up for that horrible day yesterday.

Still, I told him to watch his back. Smited girls don't play nice.