The High Priestess gets to go see Ellen!

Thanks to my wonderful first-born, I just received a call from Veronica at The Ellen Degeneres Show. I have been "awarded" 4 tickets to the September 8th taping. How convenient that that just happens to be my birthd....my natal anniv...oh shit, it's just that day I dread every year cuz it adds a higher digit to that number that I'm not supposed to worry about anymore. But it's gonna be a good one this year! Ellen! I love her! Have I mentioned that I love her? Well, I do. I love her! She's brilliant. And so damn cute. If I were...oh nevermind...I love her. Thank you Averie. I love you too.