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Friday, May 23, 2003

I wanna play too!.......

If you were reincarnated as Jello, what flavor would you be, and why?
The thought of living another life as coagulated agar, even if I were a tasty bit of artificially flavored tangerine...well...pass the mashed potatoes please?

Do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near? If so, why?
Yes. They believe me to be one of them since I have the power of flight.

What do you want?
Sincere adoration. But in the absence of that, I'll take time travel.

Who wrote the book of love?
I have this to say about that...Bobby, Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww to your answer! Besides, everyone knows it was the Monotones WAY before Anton was hanging out at The Hotel California.

Where are you going?
Well, first I have to go to Staples because I've screwed up so many of Averie's grad announcement envelopes that I have to replenish the supply. Then I have to go to the market because we need junk for tonight. Then I thought I get on over to Hollywood video and see if I can get a jump on the weekend crowd. So much to do and yet I sit here on this thing. Did I mention that I was unemployed?

If you had a million dollars, what would you have done to get it?
Let me give you my number...1-976-CALL PUA. $5.00 a minute. You do the math.

How far would you go to be famous?
Canada

How much peanut butter should I spread on the sidewalk?
It depends. If you had enough cream cheese or marshmallow cream, you wouldn't have to use any peanut butter at all. But since you didn't tell me BEFORE I went to the market.....geez, I have to think of EVERYTHING. What was the question again?

Who are you?
Apparantly, I keep showing up as The High Priestess.

And now, The High Priestess must go..............





Thursday, May 22, 2003

One last thought of utter madness.............

Stanley Cup!

I am SO there. Or gone. Take your pick.


Is it PAINFULLY obvious that I'm unemployed?


Pisces
You should be a Pisces, Sensitive, imaginative,
multitalented, multifaceted, intuitive,
compassionate, people oriented, sympathetic,
receptive, big-hearted, generous, but can be
escapist, unpredictable, irrational, gullible,
passive, indecisive, weak, uncertain, clueless,
vague, lethargic, vindictive, lazy, self-
indulgent


~*What is your TRUE Zodica sign?*~
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Hmmm...lethargic, vindictive, lazy, and self-indulgent? I think I'll mull that over while I plan retribution on certain back-stabbing blondes, AND simultaneously lay around looking at my recently painted toenails whilst eating the rest of the sour cream and onion Pringles. So nyahhhhhh.

..."on winged fancy do take flight to bring forth wonder in thy sight....


You have the Power of Flight!


What's Your Magic Power?
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What do you think?

Saturday, May 17, 2003

May I just say....

I am the mother of the two most talented creatures on the earth? Ok ok ok, I know all of you maternal units out there have your own form of "life springing forth" idolotry going on, but please...make way. I have shared a body with the funniest, kick-ass human beings ever to have the same DNA as myself. That cannot possibly threaten you...can it? Yes, I am also very proud to say that these kick-ass human beings (who also have the same chromosomal make-up as myself, that being XX, :::wink wink:::) have some extremely funny and talented counterparts who share their worlds. We have a fairy (no dork, I'm not speaking about sexual preferences, I'm talking sprites and forest dweller-types here), a horror-movie, super hero afficianado, an all around genius, and a really really funny "bon-bon" expert. Not to mention, we have an artiste at making us look our absolute finest. Honestly, you should fall to your knees in awe and wonder and kiss our proverbial......rings. Such is our reality. GOD should be so lucky. I think perhaps SHE should ask MY permission to be admitted to MY realm. I am blessed. You wish you were me. Jealous.



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