If you were reincarnated as Jello, what flavor would you be, and why?
The thought of living another life as coagulated agar, even if I were a tasty bit of artificially flavored tangerine...well...pass the mashed potatoes please?
Do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near? If so, why?
Yes. They believe me to be one of them since I have the power of flight.
What do you want?
Sincere adoration. But in the absence of that, I'll take time travel.
Who wrote the book of love?
I have this to say about that...Bobby, Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww to your answer! Besides, everyone knows it was the Monotones WAY before Anton was hanging out at The Hotel California.
Where are you going?
Well, first I have to go to Staples because I've screwed up so many of Averie's grad announcement envelopes that I have to replenish the supply. Then I have to go to the market because we need junk for tonight. Then I thought I get on over to Hollywood video and see if I can get a jump on the weekend crowd. So much to do and yet I sit here on this thing. Did I mention that I was unemployed?
If you had a million dollars, what would you have done to get it?
Let me give you my number...1-976-CALL PUA. $5.00 a minute. You do the math.
How far would you go to be famous?
How much peanut butter should I spread on the sidewalk?
It depends. If you had enough cream cheese or marshmallow cream, you wouldn't have to use any peanut butter at all. But since you didn't tell me BEFORE I went to the market.....geez, I have to think of EVERYTHING. What was the question again?
Who are you?
Apparantly, I keep showing up as The High Priestess.
And now, The High Priestess must go..............